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Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

SHUT THE HELL U P

this man has gone too far

damn

Where does Marvel FIND these people?

Imagine - Chris Pratt and Jeremy Renner show up to your door the night of prom and your parents are like WHY DO YOU HAVE TWO DATES AND WHY ARE THEY SO BIG AND BEEFY AND INTIMIDATING but Chris is just like “Nah I’m hair” and Jeremy raises his hand and says “And I’m makeup”

I was thinking the same thing!

Top tip from Marvel Cosmetics: French braid + lips, brows and lashes.

[patrick stump voice]: TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I MEAN

teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner

botanised:

when I’m sad I draw dumb things

Anonymous asked: i'm p sure those things in that iceland post are hay bales covered in plastic to protect them from the elements

i would have never guessed omg

thanks haha


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#ask

2bainzz:

coolator:

dude..

christ

awwww-cute:

Now you’re under my control dog. The next target is people

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Is it just a bad night or am I getting bad again?

nyehs:

maybe the real aesthetic was the friends we made along the way

Oldest known picture of a sneeze – 1902
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