tkyle:

My new iPhone keyboard.


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circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

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spookyfiretruckingcupcake:

miss-love:

if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.

changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.

you’re the type of person this world needs

bless you

Anonymous asked: god that anon is stupid. its not an app he literally broke the vessels in his face shut up

everyone is so adamant on dan having broke his face 

relax relax no ones stupid it’s called poking fun 


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#ask
Anonymous asked: The app is old booth free

hahahaha thanks! that’s great 


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#ask
Anonymous asked: It wasn't makeup!!! It's an app that makes ur face look like an old man

what app is that ??


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wolffyluna:

sabbatine:

kishiria:

sabbatine:

kishiria:

the-pournival:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM I’M CHOKING

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This is the best day ever.

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Of course you are.

fucking…

"People are allowed to experiment."

Well, your lab results came in.  You’re gay.

(Maybe bi, admittedly.  But definitely in denial about something.)

Eh, I’d say it’s up to them- anyone can try something to see if they like it and shouldn’t have to suffer a label they don’t identify with. I mean, if we labelled every woman who has kissed or made out with another woman bi, that would be a lot of women who otherwise only prefer men. Or if all the bisexuals who haven’t had actual experience with their own gender were labelled straight. I’ve never had sex with a woman, but that is probably due to me being really monogamous and my first sexual relationship was with a guy and I’m still in that relationship. Am I not bisexual because I’ve had never sex with a woman? Is someone who did it once considered eternally bisexual?

I think they’d have been at this for a while together if they were doing anal that enthusiastically.  Straight boy experimentation usually is mutual masturbation or oral sex.  Enthusiastic anal usually means that this has gone beyond experimentation; anal requires some prep and research.

I dunno, I could see situations where they were like “hey let’s try this, but we’re going to research it properly first so no one gets hurt.” I am generally of the opinion that sexuality can be fluid and there are people are mostly one orientation but have an exception. I find labeling other people hard because there is so much context that goes into it. My grandad was gay, liked men from the time he was a kid, lived in a condo in SF and went to the Opera when he retired, but had to get married due to family and professional reasons. He and my grandmother managed to get drunk enough a few times to pop out three kids- two were born nine months after new years. I don’t think that makes him any less gay because he wouldn’t have chosen to marry a woman and have kids if he had freedom to choose.

I guess my point is we don’t have a lot of context and there’s no harm in respecting their identification if they’re grappling with it. Though I will say that the screenshot is still damn funny and the OP worded her answer to “do you know… things” in a really witty way. Also, schadenfreude. Making fun of your friends when you catch them having sex (LOCK YOUR DOOR) is a time-honored college tradition regardless of orientation.

But seriously, locks. Or a sock on the doorknob.

Or maybe they’re ‘straight except for this one dude’ whatever that is called (hopefully there’s a better term than heteroflexible.)

Or maybe they are gay and don’t want to come out yet and are trying to buy time. When I unintentionally came out (not involving being caught doing the horizontal tango thankfully) I would have paid good money to being able to by myself time. (What ended up happening was I had a choice between coming out to a bunch of people who I was pretty sure would be supportive, or fuel the Nice Guy. I chose option a.)

these are the most in depth comments i’ve ever gotten

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else

aw that sucks :(

lamelohan:

whats the point of having a crush if you never have a chance???

strawberryswingblog:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

danwasonfireonce:

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT TWO OF MY “HETEROSEXUAL” GUY BEST FRIENDS WERE FUCKING EACH OTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND CAUGHT THEM IM CHOKING 

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this is the best day ever 

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of course you are

SO WHAT’S FUCKING WRONG WITH TWO GUYS HAVING SEX? CAN YOU TELL? THEY ARE SO FUCKING AFRAID OF YOU SPAMMING YOUR
"heterosexual" -of course you are SHIT ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT THEY CONTINUE CLAIMING THEY’RE STRAIGHT. YOU ARE PATHETIC AND I AM TOTALLY OUT OF IT.

These are things who make me absolutely fucking furious.

lol

earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

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