she put up a video of her telling miyah that she thinks she’s very pretty without the wig too and that playing dress up is fun but to promise to stay in school
Stories you won’t see in the media
#nicki is so protective of young girls#this needs to be underlined more#also she gives them edited versions of her albums#magical girls protect other girls#bless nicki
You can hate someone’s music and love them as a person. This is one of those cases for me.
Ye olde sext:
[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.
don’t leak nudes
leak Marina and the Diamonds’ new album
won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth
ppl who silence western women by saying "youre complaining about being called a bitch/bossy?? women in poor countries are being TORTURED!! what do you have to complain about?!" dont actually care about the women being actually tortured in these poor countries they literally just want you to shut up
everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:
- 5 gallons of homework
- mouthful of lint
- 20 degrees of facial oil
- 7 pints of china
- handful of fergi
- 60 mph of dad
id like think im an alternative badass girl who doesn’t give a fuck and doesnt live by societys rules, but in reality i do all my homework and never back talk teachers and i say “please” and “thank you” and “sorry” way too much.
this post is making me rethink my life why
Hermione Granger did all of those things and was still a total badass
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
when you are sick of snakes being on the plane but you are around your grandparents so you have to watch your language